- I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
- When chemists die, they barium.
- Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
- I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
- I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
- This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
- I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
- I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
- They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
- We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
- Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
- Broken pencils are pointless.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
- I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
- All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
- I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
- Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
- A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
- The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
- Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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A long road home [Image 9 of 18] by DVIDSHUB United States Marine Corps casket bearers navigate rocky terrain to deliver the remains of Lance Cpl. Abraham Tarwoe, of Providence, R.I., to the gravesite during a memorial service in Flehla, Liberia, May 17. Tarwoe, who was born in Liberia, died from wounds suffered in combat in Helmand province, Afghanistan, April 12. At the time of his death, Tarwoe was deployed from 2nd Battalion, 9th Marine Regiment, Camp Lejuene, N.C. The casket bearers were all members of Operation Onward Liberty, a U.S. military mentor mission that is building capacity within the Armed Forces of Liberia. Operation Onward Liberty Photo by 1st Lt. Mark Lazane Date Taken:05.17.2012 Location:FLEHLA, LR Read more: www.dvidshub.net/image/585708/long-road-home#.T7065L8Z9hE…http://flic.kr/p/c4k85s
RIP you cocky son of a bitch lol. I didn’t know they would bury you back home, I thought you’d be buried here in the states.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4k3o6bZEn1qbpfmno1_1280.jpg)
A long road home [Image 9 of 18] by DVIDSHUB United States Marine Corps casket bearers navigate rocky terrain to deliver the remains of Lance Cpl. Abraham Tarwoe, of Providence, R.I., to the gravesite during a memorial service in Flehla, Liberia, May 17. Tarwoe, who was born in Liberia, died from wounds suffered in combat in Helmand province, Afghanistan, April 12. At the time of his death, Tarwoe was deployed from 2nd Battalion, 9th Marine Regiment, Camp Lejuene, N.C. The casket bearers were all members of Operation Onward Liberty, a U.S. military mentor mission that is building capacity within the Armed Forces of Liberia.
Operation Onward Liberty
Photo by 1st Lt. Mark Lazane
Date Taken:05.17.2012
Location:FLEHLA, LR
Read more: www.dvidshub.net/image/585708/long-road-home#.T7065L8Z9hE…
http://flic.kr/p/c4k85s
RIP you cocky son of a bitch lol. I didn’t know they would bury you back home, I thought you’d be buried here in the states.
And about 4 years ago, you wouldn’t have caught me dead with something like that. what the hell happened to me?
I can’t believe people are actually voting for this guy. If he becomes the republican nominee, I will have lost all faith in man and would not want to live on this planet anymore
(Source: zoekazans)
